20TH SEPT 09

With goalposts standing proud in the local parks of South East Essex, cricket wickets white washed away by penalty areas and the noise of creaking bones and aching backs replacing those of willow against leather, it can only mean one thing. Veterans football is back after the summer break. 

Old Southendian lead the league table, which we all know is fairly meaningless after just one game. However, lead it they do after a fairly comfortable win against Styles, who were promoted last season. Mackler hit a debut hat-trick as the Old Boys won 9-1. Tag United had a healthy start, Tilson scoring three in their 5-1 win against Pegasus. Concord Rangers won 5-1 against new boys Chalkwell United. Eddie McNally’s verdict was “I’m livid”. No one quite knows why, but it his usual state of mind. Chapel United won 3-1 at Brit with the Warner Brothers scoring their goals. No one knows if there was any cartoon comedy defending. 

In Division One Great Wakering II – as a vets sides, the term “stiffs” isn’t really appropriate - got off to a flyer beating Southend Supporters 6-0. To be fair, there were probably a few hangovers flying around amongst the Supporters Club after yesterday’s late, late win a Brighton. Brit Academicals II saw off Ford Basildon 4-1, Southend Collegians beat Hockley British Legion 3-1 and Stambridge United won 3-2 against Catholic United.

 Eversley Park made the early running in Division Two, Taylor scoring a nap hand as they won 7-2 at Foulness. Basildon United will be pleased with their start, a healthy 4-1 win at Corringham. That old war horse Snatchell grabbing one, probably a tap in. Milton Athletic had a fine 4-1 over William de Ferrers whilst Earls Hall won 3-2 at Ekco Thames Park. 

Controversy in Division Three as the Rayleigh Olympiads v Zeus game was called off due to “massive ruts” on the pitch at John Fisher. It is quite outrageous given the amount of money teams pay for these facilities that pitches are not playable on the first week of the season. Let’s hope a long, difficult winter isn’t on the cards for the teams that play on these pitches. 

On the playing side Eversley Sports had the best result beating Chalkwell United II 5-1. Inn on the Green won the Basildon derby 3-2 against Nicholas Colts, whilst Sutton United won by the same scoreline at Simco. 

Down in the basement, it was a familiar start for Lions. After a relatively purple patch for the club they found themselves back in Division Four and back in their traditional home. Bottom. They went down 8-0 to Catholic United, for whom Perry got five. Corinthians also had a goal happy day, they won 8-2 at Chalkwell United III – completing a miserable day for the club. Laindon Athletic won 3-1 against Fairfax with Barrett scoring a rare goal. Wrapping it all up was Old Southendian’s 4-3 win over Great Wakering III. Avis was lucky not to see red and thus have to put £50 into the OSFC Beer Fund. Next time Badger, eh? 

At the end of the game Wakering’s aging forward, Burns was seen to go to the bar only after all his team mates had left., thus avoiding buying a round. Something as rare as a Barrett goal.

KF.

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